

Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. Blanky: You really think so? Kirby: I'm not talkin' to you! Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of ya gotta have a combined wattage of five, maybe less. Kirby: Oh, yeah? Did you talk to him recently or somethin'? They could drive up any second. Toaster: But, maybe they're all- Air Conditioner: He's not comin back, pure and simple. Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid He has a family. Now, get this through your chrome We've been dumped! Abandoned! Blanky: But he loved us. What are you gonna do, suck me to death? Kirby: Hmph! Air Conditioner: What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line. Air Conditioner: "Optimistic"?! Somebody untie the knot in this guy's cord! Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?! Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm real scared there, Kirby. Toaster: Well, at least, we try to be optimistic. And any day now, he might come rompin' back, huh? Just come whistlin' right back in through that door, and everything'll be the same Real peachy-keen-like. Hey! Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't ya? Blanky: Yes. Air Conditioner: You know somethin', you're a real bright little lamp. Toaster: What are you laughing at? Air Conditioner: Absolutely nothin', nothin' at all. Radio: Fight breaks out in peaceful mountain cottage shocking world and bringing Geneva Talks to a grinding halt! Blanky: Stop it! Kirby: Let me have it.


The fact is, there's Just not enough facts. Kirby: Rrrhhh! Cry, cry, weep, wail and sob! It's disgusting! Every time! I can't believe it! Every single- Give me that stupid picture! Blanky: No, no! Toaster: I'll just put it away! Kirby: In the garbage! Blanky: No, you can't! Kirby: Wimp! Toaster: Let go! Kirby: He's not coming back anyway. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley! Radio: A blow for Richard! A blow for Marian! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl, and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th Street! Hey! No! Kirby: Oh, whoa! Oh, no, what?! Lampy: Hey, what's goin' on? What's goin' on? Who turned out the lights? Toaster: Good morning, everyone. idiot! Radio: If your saber wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. I'm gonna- Radio: Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with? Lampy: Precisely. Did you mind? WHOA! Not in the face there, pal! It seems that a band of renegade chimpanzees have kidnapped Pulitzer prize-winning poet Lester Charles and are demanding- Lampy: Hey, what's the big idea?! I'm attempting to get some sleep! Radio: Look buddy, I'm doing a broadcast. At the top of the news this morning, there's monkey business in Utah. That was A-Billion-And-One Strings playing one of your all-time favorite tunes. Plug into the adventure! Quotes Radio: Good morning, good morning, good morning.
